Posted on 05/17/2005 12:04:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Is it vacuum-sealed into the brick shape?
If it's the same way Gevalia is packaged, they LIE when they tell you to Cut Here.
To tap that bad boy, you will need a wedge screwdriver (NOT a Philips head), a mallet, a sewing kit, a staple gun, a bandsaw, a rotary saw, an arc-welder, a welding mask, and a roll of duct tape for patching yourself up because you tried this before you had caffeine.
Please save all your DUFU related songs. One idea I have is MAYBE getting them actually performed for the CD-ROM insert of a DUFU book IF it gets published. I would love to HEAR the AndyScam Can and the Under the Boardwalk parody sung along with the others. It would make great listening material for Scamdy in jail.
You know what's a good cure for agitation, Petra look alikes.
Three words: Girls Gone DUFU!
SD
Not really. My girlfriend speaks little English. Plus she has absolutely NO interest in politics. So the possibility of her reading my posts here are somewhere between nil and none.
boikmark
Chock Full O' Nuts and every other vacuum packed brick of coffee I've ever had. They ALWAYS tell you to open by cutting on the dotted line. Guess what? It NEVER works.
To tap that bad boy, you will need a wedge screwdriver (NOT a Philips head), a mallet, a sewing kit, a staple gun, a bandsaw, a rotary saw, an arc-welder, a welding mask, and a roll of duct tape for patching yourself up because you tried this before you had caffeine.
Not sure what all that means but it sounds fun and kinky. Show me how while you wear that leather outfit and I'll just tell my girlfriend I've gone to return a library book.
I really really want to hear that song done professionally. The Boardwalk parody too. Imagine the CD-ROM insert containing those TUNES!!!
oh oh, I had another KGB/CIA sleuth moment here...
from my post:
on Will... -how many times has he done this change of mind thing and sent the whole DU board into a tizzy whenever he decides to make 'a formal statement' on the issue? It's to the point of total ridiculousness. ==
So Will starts the fire of compassion with blessing the cause, then has some doubts, post them, douses that same fire with his questions/doubts, rinses and repeats.
He's more responsible for all the flamefests there than anyone, actually. Many people respect him and follow him around like a dog...
this is the post I found at CU that triggered this...
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6831&page=32&pp=25
Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts)
Tue Mar-22-05 07:04 PM
Original message
I saw the pictures of my tumor today...
I have decided to call it "Bev".
It is very round and black...very scary looking. The Doctor has put off surgery yet again in lieu of more testing. I grow weary of all the tests. I want this fucking thing out of my body. Bev is not a welcome visitor and I want it dispatched. The Doctor assures me this will be the last round of tests...he better be right...I am this close || to calling all of this off...Finding a new Doctor...and getting the hell on with it!!! I am tired of all the delays.
Now, Termite is scheduled to go to Florida for a week and may not be here when I am going to need him the most. THIS SUCKS! GodDamnit! Why the fuck is this happening to me? ------>Will Pitt get busy on that writing project we talked about.<
Now I know how Lenin felt when he was in exile in Switzerland before the Bolshevik Revolution. One day Lenin went with his girlfriend hiking to the top of a scenic mountain (I wonder if Lenin told his wife he was returning a library book?). At the time Lenin was extremely pissed off at the Mensheviks and that was all he could think about. Anyway, they hiked to the top of the mountain, laid out a blanket for a picnic, and sat down. Lenin's girlfriend rubbed up against him and commented about the romantic view. So what did Lenin reply?
"DAMN THOSE MENSHEVIKS!!!"
Sort of like me today but instead of Mensheviks I was obsessed by thoughts of book publishers.
The funny thing is that one of the ideas I had for promoting a DUFU book was to have a porn actress like Kira Kerner help promote it at appearances. Think folks wouldn't show up in droves? Also maybe Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy. Did you know that Ron Jeremy is a Freeper? He is registered here and even made a few posts.
Anyone here still interested in the scam? Take a look at this post from May 8th. The first mention of a mini-whipple...remember the fund rasing is still going on!
liberalnurse
post 5/8/05 - 08:36 PM
Post #5
I have seen many Whipples and they all died. This surgeon at JH is doing a Mini-Whipple". For the simpleton that you appear to be......Compare this to the masectomy.....a radial bilateral to the lumpectomy....the Mini Whipple being the lumpectomy.
This is an urgent surgery and time is of the essence.
I find your use of the word lied an abomination. I'd like to smack the living shit out of you and indeed would if you were close enough.
This post has been edited by liberalnurse: 5/8/05 - 08:39 PM
http://www.peopleforchange.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=23107
Rested and reporting for duty!
"Rather than worrying about speed_addiction, we should be more worried about confirming or disproving what he had been told.....and there is no reason to disbelieve that speed_addiction has NOT reported exactly what he was told."
AMEN!
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