DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Choose Ye This Day]

Were you sitting at a table with Mary Matalin?

[PJ-Comix]

Picks up Adrian?!? I've been on these threads too long...who the h*ll is Adrian? Don't tell me we have a storm already. That's it - I'm out of south FL!

UNBELIEVABLE even though it is TWO WEEKS BEFORE the Hurricane season, a tropical storm formed in the Pacific. Ordinarily that would not concern us folks in So. Fla. at all but guess what?---UNBELIEVABLE that storm is going EAST straight across Central America across the Caribbean, thru Cuba with the projected storm (hurricane path) aimed right toward South Florida.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

[motzman]

Since you're new here, I'll repost this just in case you haven't seen it....

UPDATED AND RE-POSTED WITH MUSIC! Mash here to sing along



The AndyScam

Who can make some dough-rise?
All he needs is you
Blinded by your hatred and
Your lack of judgement too
The AndyScam...
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)


Who can take compassion?
Wrap it in a lie
Oh, those checks were deposited
Now where's that Termite guy?
The AndyScam...
The AndyScam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)

The AndyScam makes the schemes he bakes
Appear on the up-and-uppy
Don’t listen to that Freeper yuppie
Here’s a pic of my new puppy!


So, it's way past tomorrow
No evidence have I seen
But the DUmmies won't believe me
Until their bank accounts are clean
The AndyScam...
The Andyscam can
The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good
(If the money’s good)


The AndyScam can
Cause a tumor could be cancer
If the money’s good....

[PJ-Comix]

Andy called me a few minutes ago. He was frightened. Not about going to jail. It was about what happens to his puppy if he goes to jail. He doesn't want his puppy to grow up straight. He is begging that his puppy be trained to be gay.

[NeoCaveman]

You were at lunch with scAndy?

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

I saw that yesterday and ashamedly LMAO at it. Very cleverly done, but felt a teeny bit guilty enjoying it.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Don't forget the sax solo by that world-class horn blower, Felonious Chunk!

[PJ-Comix]

Nope.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Were you having lunch with Mary Matalin?

[NeoCaveman]

You answered that one before the #2321. Hmmmm. You were meeting with Mary Matalin, weren't you?

[motzman]

I still can't believe that Skinner, et al, could not fore see the possible disaster this has become. Astounding.

Maybe they could. You MUST leave that option open.

Now if I were running a website, and I was implicated in this type of scam, I know I would be doing everything in my power to:

Prove I wasn't involved

and

Make sure the TRUTH is found ASAP.

He must realize that he can be held liable for this stuff, right? Just off of the "Bev Harris" deal, and NO lesson learned?

Hmmmm.....

[Xenalyte]

Not me. I'm Spartacus.

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

are you serious? omygosh. I have a travelling daughter in Guatemala, she's in Antiqua now but may be in Flores (more north) by the weekend.

I better go looking for cane paths on the net.
thks for the awful reminder.

[commonguymd]

Glad to see some from over there are actually not falling for this simply amazing story of greed. Easy for us to see it because we don't have the emotional attachment to "one of us". Seems he won the battle against Bev and turned her into the enemy over there and then plotted his next move to ingratiate himself with the generous nature of others as his reward.

[PJ-Comix]

You answered that one before the #2321. Hmmmm. You were meeting with Mary Matalin, weren't you?

I wish I was. Nope. It was a date with my FIRST DUFU groupie!!! Don't try to figure out which Freeper because it was a lurker. This woman was STUNNING! That is an understatement. Got an invite to lunch and SHE PAID. Cheap bastard me did leave a tip.

Picture Petra Verkaik with blonde hair and subtract a few years and you get the picture.

Weirdest thing was that just as I was on the way to meet her at the restaurant and my girlfriend called and asked what I was doing. Of course, I lied like hell and told her I was returning a book to the libary. Then I felt bad for lying so I went back into my place and picked up a book that I did need to return to the library so technically I wasn't lying. Hee! Hee! In fact, I'm at the library now. So do you think this makes me happy? Unbelievably I am MORE pissed off than ever. Why? Because even though the popularity of the DUFUs is huge (biggest PING List on the FR) and I am getting hit on by DUFU groupies...HOW DOES THIS TRANSLATE INTO A BOOK DEAL!!!???

So right now I am more agitated than ever.

[motzman]

Very cleverly done, but felt a teeny bit guilty enjoying it.

DON'T feel guilty.

Even if AndyScam does have cancer, remember:

1) They started saying he had cancer BEFORE it was diagnosed, and raised money for the "operation" before it was even scheduled

2) They have been raising money for one cause or another for some time now, which gave them idea and infrastructure to pull this off

3) If AndyScam really does have cancer, shame on him and his flunkies for fundraising in a totally improper (and probably--probably--illegal) way. They brought this on themselves, and right after "Bev Harris" gate no less.

Their bad, not yours....don't let your sense of compassion overrule your good judgement! Scammers ALWAYS scam those that trust them!

[PJ-Comix]

And in case you folks out there with dirty minds want to know what happened in detail...I am saving my PURITY for Paris Hilton...and Xenalyte to whom I gave my first DUFU Ping.

[Scothia]

Weirdest thing was that just as I was on the way to meet her at the restaurant and my girlfriend called and asked what I was doing. Of course, I lied like hell and told her I was returning a book to the libary.

Oh, Dude, you are sooooooo busted now!

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

I somehow missed the brouhaha Bev thing on DU when she was banned. Have no idea how that played out. Guessing it was because DUers donated to BBV and Bush still won.

and of course Andy was probably the match to that tinderbox.

[Repub4bush]

Foliage Update....

Today I have been to Columbus, Baltimore, D.C, Seattle, NYC, Hoboken, and Nashville. I am going home now, and will revisit Columbus later this evening.

Dang it's ashame I couldn't get frequent flier miles for this...LOL Please Ping me if anyone gets Lucky!... with foliage that is.. :)