DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[CSM]

WoooHoooo! Top 1,000!

[RogerWilko]

If this person ain't in on the scam... I'll eat my shorts!

WOW! Here's someone who is DEFINITELY on their toes about this whole thing:

MrsGrumpy (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-05 02:46 PM

Response to Reply #219

224. I reserve my right to criticize. I've seen nothing posted to raise a flag

OK! I wonder how much money this person has lost in the past?

[txradioguy]

Ok I'm back...what did I miss?

[Ditter]

I wonder if there are still DUmmies who don't think they were scammed by Andy or Bev. I'll answer my own question, yes, I'll bet there are.

[RogerWilko]

Whoops! Caught a double-poster!

[MisterRepublican]

These crazy kids just won't stop!

I haven't posted about the Andy issue, but what about a "DU Crisis Fund"?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3674043

[steve-b]

EarlG ADMIN... Locking this now.

LOL -- wasn't it EarlG who foolishly opened DU to AndyScam in the first place?

[PJ-Comix]

Here is the correct LINK to Thread II of Pitt's angry denunciation of Scamdy.

[Deetes]

Oh $h!t I new this was going to be good I just didn't know how good. This is melt down... I guess I have to wait ;-(

[randog]

There must be thousands of con men reading this and sensing a target-rich DUmmieland!

You might not be too far off the mark. Remember in the not-so-distant past when Bev Harris revved up her operation in Ohio? Then we saw others creeping in when it was demonstrated how easy the money was (Ralph Nader, Jesse Jackass, et.al.)?

I've been aware of the DUmmies for some years now, but I never really knew much about them (wasn't really that interested). The DUmmie FUnnies has really opened my eyes to how incredibly.....stupid these people are. The inability to think for themselves and learn from past mistakes is absolutely breathtaking. Their intellectual level is roughly that of a teen-ager and less.

[EHC Southern Pride]

"For the life of me, I can't understand why someone in a position such as yourself would not get the patient to sign a HIPPA form and then send the form on to the hospital.... The hospital can then send you ALL his medical records. Then any doubts could be absolutely and completely resolved."

The HIPAA form, which isn't a form (Health Insurance Portability and Accontability ACT) doesn't allow for the release of a patient's health information to the general public. HIPAA is in fact meant to protect a patient's privacy. Its purpose is to establish minimum Federal standards for safegaurding the pirvacy of individually identifiable health information. True some information can be released but only to certain entities and the patient has to agree and give thier authorization.

Like Scamin' Andy is really gonna allow his health info to be released, especially to someone who will release it to the general public.

Once again the 'brilliance' of DUmmies shines through.....

[luvie]

Photobucket is our friend!

All your locked threads are belong to us! Heh-Heh!

[Barset]

Skinner and Pitt, dashing madly down the platform, desperate to be the first to board the F.B.I. Express before it pulls out of the station.

[cripplecreek]

I feel that the time is ripe to announce that I have perfected what I like to call "The Cripple procedure".

The procedure is designed to cure a psychological disorder that causes females between the ages of 18 and 30 to believe that they are too hot for me.

The Cripple procedure includes the therapeutic use of large amounts of alcohol followed by intensive repeated gynecological probing.

Unfortunately the Cripple procedure is not cheap. (alcohol costs money) So if you could find it within your hearts to help these desperate women by donating funds now. For just pennies a day you can provide a woman with the quality of life she so richly deserves.

I thank you for taking the time to hear me out and again I implore you, Please don't let these poor women suffer any longer. Only you can help me to help them.

Sincerely

Doctor Cripple Creek

[jennyjenny]

I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing so hard my side hurts. (maybe I need surgery...in Tahiti). You just know this guy and his helpers are having a great time in the big city with the money they scammed. Bwahahahahaha.

[MisterRepublican]

CJCRANE (603 posts)Tue May-17-05 03:34 PM
Response to Original message
2. Kind of interesting...these sort of ideas imply that DU is evolving into a real community...On edit: Does this make Skinner Mayor of a virtual town?



Why yes CJ, it does. And the current name of your "real community" virtual town is........ Fallujah.

[franksolich]

They're absolutely barbequeing "William Pitt" over there.

[Incorrigible]

Please post more examples before they're deleted!

[trisham]

The organizations I work for, plus a whole bunch of organizations I have never heard of, took 'pancreatic cancer' and raised it to the rooftops. I am getting frightened PMs and emails from representatives of these organizations.

It isn't about the money. It is about the ability of these organizations to fundraise for important causes we all believe in. If this situation is not on the level, the ability for those organizations to do their good work is now imperiled. That hurts each and every one of us.

But, based on the aforementioned concerns, I need to know why we were allowed to yell 'pancreatic cancer' and 'Whipple' and 'impending death' from the rooftops for weeks

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Paranoia and mania at the very least. Those mysterious "organizations" have me concerned.

[randog]

All I can say is SOMEONE is going to turn on someone else. Someone has talked to a lawyer. It won't be long and we'll ALL know who. I already know. Have the emails to prove it. Just waiting.

Well, Skinner clammed-up real quick....about when this first blew up. I suspected back then that he had talked to his lawyer and was advised to go into CYA mode, i.e. "keep yer piehole shut, DUmmy!". He has a lot to lose, considering it was his property (website) that was used with his permission to perpetuate this fraud.