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DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-05 ("a war with the religious right is coming, cause that's what they want")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/13/2005 7:31:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Maybe there is something scientific to taking siestas. I often feel dead tired in the afternoons. Usually around 2 PM. I know we like to laugh at folks in Latin lands taking siestas but the more I think about it, the more reasonable taking siestas sound. I mean, is it written in some law that we only sleep once per day? Perhaps we need a few hours afternoon sleep.


81 posted on 04/13/2005 2:04:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

[a war with the religious right is coming, cause that's what they want]

Spitballs at twenty paces?


82 posted on 04/13/2005 2:05:20 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: Petronski
But we have the guns.

My thoughts too. However, they might be lucky to make some spitballs though. B-) Still you never know what the DUers are planning so I'll put the local Girls Scouts and Salvation Army on DefCon 2.

BTW, that reminds me, go to issue the new coded messages to the Judeo-Christian Army:

"The chair is against the wall."

"John has a long mustache."
83 posted on 04/13/2005 2:07:31 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (Lutheran, Conservative, Neo-Victorian/Edwardian - Any Questions?)
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To: beckysueb

I don't. They're nuts. What's more, they stink. It should be easy to spot (smell) and avoid them from far away.


84 posted on 04/13/2005 2:08:18 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (What're you looking at?)
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To: Nowhere Man

Forget the smiley after my coded message. B-)


85 posted on 04/13/2005 2:16:58 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (Lutheran, Conservative, Neo-Victorian/Edwardian - Any Questions?)
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To: speed_addiction

Now is the time on Shprockets ven ve dahnce.


86 posted on 04/13/2005 2:22:53 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: KJC1

LOL! Is that Ashlee Simpson after she messed up on SNL?


87 posted on 04/13/2005 2:25:26 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Case in point: one of the people protesting outside Terri Schiavo's nursing home.

In an interview, she identified herself as pro-life at ALL levels: anti-war, anti-death-penalty, anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia. I would infer that she opposes the war in Iraq, and because of this, she might also disapprove of President Bush. Does this sound like a right-wing fundie to anyone? I don't think so. A Catholic Democrat, perhaps? And yet the DUmmies would have us think that all of the protesters in the Schiavo case were wild-eyed right-wing fundamentalist Christian ("xtian"??) Taliban.


88 posted on 04/13/2005 2:31:40 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: Charles Henrickson

On re-read, I'm not trying to imply that Catholics are not Christian, btw. I know my example doesn't fit your post in its entirety. But I think it does fly in the face of the stereotype that the DUmmies are putting out there.


89 posted on 04/13/2005 2:34:16 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: Nowhere Man

"There is a fire at the travel bureau."


90 posted on 04/13/2005 2:34:54 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God Almighty for a most remarkable blessing: John Paul the Great.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I always wondered about this sort of thing (like Al Gore speaking at a church with predominantly African-Americans members, and going into full-bore "black preacher mode" in a way that was nothing short of startling). If churches are not supposed to be directly involved in politics or endorsing any particular candidate, HOW DO THE DEMOCRATS CONSISTENTLY GET AWAY WITH DOING THIS? How do those churches that only allow Democrats to speak from their pulpits keep their tax-exempt status?


91 posted on 04/13/2005 2:37:49 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: Dooderbutt

Thanks for that visual. Eeewwww!


92 posted on 04/13/2005 2:40:07 PM PDT by Purrcival (Be kind to me, I'm a recovering moonbat)
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To: Always Right

Sounds like a great sig line.


93 posted on 04/13/2005 2:44:35 PM PDT by Purrcival (DU isn't just a web site, it a mental disorder.)
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To: epow

[JW's don't believe in the divinity of Christ, which is the most fundamental belief of fundamentalist Christians]

This is so true, that when the JW "translators" wrote their own New World Translation, they rewrote John 1:1 as

"In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was A god."

rather than

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word WAS God."

They did this because the true translation was a direct challenge to their doctrine.


94 posted on 04/13/2005 2:48:35 PM PDT by Purrcival (DU isn't just a web site, it a mental disorder.)
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To: epow

They really can't stand the name of Christ, can they?


95 posted on 04/13/2005 2:51:27 PM PDT by Purrcival (DU isn't just a web site, it a mental disorder.)
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To: beckysueb

Nope. I find it frightening, too, and for the very reasons that you and others have stated here.


96 posted on 04/13/2005 2:54:24 PM PDT by Purrcival (DU isn't just a web site, it a mental disorder.)
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To: Nowhere Man
"The chair is against the wall."

"John has a long mustache."

Message recieved. Roger, Wilco, over and out.

Oops sorry commandante, can't go tonight, I promised to help the wife with the dishes.

97 posted on 04/13/2005 3:00:40 PM PDT by epow (Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren't.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
It should be easy to spot (smell) and avoid them from far away

Not only that, their multicolored hair glows in the dark. Makes for easy targets even without night vision equipment.

98 posted on 04/13/2005 3:04:42 PM PDT by epow (Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren't.)
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To: Purrcival
They really can't stand the name of Christ, can they?

No they can't. I suppose it's kinda like the vampire and garlic thingy with them.

Or is it werewolves that are repelled by garlic? I can't seem to keep those creatures straight in my mind since Boris Karloff isn't making movies anymore.

99 posted on 04/13/2005 3:14:21 PM PDT by epow (Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren't.)
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To: Cloverfarm
If we re-read that, and substitute "Jew" or "black" for "Christian" ... it's creepy. Almost like Klan-speak.

I wouldn't get too creeped out by anything the DUmmies write. I suppose sticking "Christian" in between Karl and Rove is their feeble attempt at a subliminal suggestion technique. If that's the best they can do I won't sweat it.

100 posted on 04/13/2005 3:21:22 PM PDT by epow (Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren't.)
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