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DUmmie FUnnies 04-13-05 ("a war with the religious right is coming, cause that's what they want")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 13, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/13/2005 7:31:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
>>>"DUmmie against inmate">>>>

How about DUmmie against mental health provider?
61 posted on 04/13/2005 12:10:15 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Welsh Rabbit
I've seen little kids come into my work with "God's Army" t-shirts on and it totally creeps me out...

Of course they assume we will be persuaded by bumper stickers... look at this guy, he's all upset over T-shirts worn by children. Guess they "creep him out" so bad at work that he is shaking inside his Chuck-E-Cheese mascot costume.

62 posted on 04/13/2005 12:12:33 PM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: Always Right

You missed a symptom: projection.


63 posted on 04/13/2005 12:17:27 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (What're you looking at?)
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To: epow

Me? I just wanna see if all that metal they've got on their bodies is bulletproof.:)


64 posted on 04/13/2005 12:20:21 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (What're you looking at?)
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To: PJ-Comix

"There is no parent in the United States who is more opposed to religion in public schools than me."

EEEEeeeegggaaaadddddd!!!! This thing procreated.

"And part of what I will teach them is that the far-right religous republicans are emotionally disturbed people, who do not experience the true goodness of God."

Oh, sssssooooo, only far left religious dimocraps know the true goodness of God? Calling Jim Jones. Calling Jim Jones. Your cooler of Kool Aid is ready. Please bring your own paper cups.


65 posted on 04/13/2005 12:25:50 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: imskylark
I had a gun church one time.

I went to a service during Desert Shield/Desert Storm in Saudi. We were prepped and ready for hostilities to begin anyday. This was before even the bombing started in earnest.

Our entire batallion was formed up and our Chaplin (who used to challenge all of us to push-up contests) was dressed in his BDUs with his cloth draped around his neck. I looked around saw a bunch of young men, all praying for the things young men about to enter combat pray for. All of us, rifles slung on our shoulders. Magazines full, knives good and sharp, a pistol strapped to a hip here and there. Yet among a bunch of men, all equipped and trained to kill, God was there.
66 posted on 04/13/2005 12:39:31 PM PDT by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Is there a way to demonstrate this with real numbers though? If they are not addressed as a minority extremist group, instead of a perceived majority, then their beliefs are given currency and opportunity to spread. This is exactly how extremist Islamic factions took hold in Iran during the 1970s. Then they started "educating" the young after they exterminated a large segment of the older generation. I fear we are headed down the same road.

This sounds like how liberalism spread.

67 posted on 04/13/2005 12:57:48 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So far today's lesson.

And an excellent lesson it is. Thanks.

68 posted on 04/13/2005 1:03:13 PM PDT by epow (Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren't.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Would you consider the religious right a terrorist group?

I told my husband less then six monthes ago that the left would try to get Christains branded as terrorists and then if a liberals get in power, they will use the HSA to try to get us arrested and imprisoned. Now here it is in writing. Also they will report Christain groups for practicing their faith once they get Christianity banned.

69 posted on 04/13/2005 1:07:12 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hmmmmm Lets all get one of those "God's Army" T shirts!! It would be fun to creep them ALL out!!

Personally It would take any DUmmie, not even wearing a message t shirt, to creep me out! Their total disdain and complete lack of, anything Christian is at their own peril. It's also quite telling, and very ignorant.
70 posted on 04/13/2005 1:10:08 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Islam will crush the Xtians.

The left hates God as much as Islam does. This is a very telling thread.

71 posted on 04/13/2005 1:11:20 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey Charles, is Kucinich doing his "I am not a kook" impersonation in that picture that you posted? :-)


72 posted on 04/13/2005 1:13:04 PM PDT by Freepdonia (Victory is Ours! (I told you so :-))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Am I the only one who finds this DU thread frightening?


73 posted on 04/13/2005 1:13:09 PM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Dummie teaching her kids in a sweat lodge and in nature (??) no doubt advocates homosexuality, which dispels the nature teaching all together! She doesn't want religion taught in school, but for DUmmies, the teaching of dumbed down morals, and perversion by political activists in schools, is ok???
74 posted on 04/13/2005 1:13:23 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Lee'sGhost

"And part of what I will teach them is that the far-right religous republicans are emotionally disturbed people, who do not experience the true goodness of God."


Hard to believe that these people are the party of 'tolerance.'


75 posted on 04/13/2005 1:17:36 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Charles Henrickson

For some reason I feel really tired so no PM DUFU today. There should be an AM DUFU up tomorrow.


76 posted on 04/13/2005 1:22:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That was very interesting. Thank you.


77 posted on 04/13/2005 1:24:01 PM PDT by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

God told us we'd be hated because of Him. The bile these DUers spew just affirms my faith.

If Christ had no real power, He wouldn't be so threatening to them.

Overall, I just feel sorry for these types -- hatred is a parasite that poisons its host.


78 posted on 04/13/2005 1:54:26 PM PDT by halieus (God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
Me? I just wanna see if all that metal they've got on their bodies is bulletproof.:)

Well there's only one way to find out for sure, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

( In case you're listening Mr. JBT, I'm just kidding around. I would never advocate gun violence except in self defense)

79 posted on 04/13/2005 2:00:47 PM PDT by epow (Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren't.)
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To: halieus
Overall, I just feel sorry for these types -- hatred is a parasite that poisons its host.

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial,

And, squatting, he held his heart in his hands And ate of it.

''Is it good, friend?'' I asked.

''It is bitter-bitter,'' he answered.

''But I like it because it is bitter, and because it is my heart.''
80 posted on 04/13/2005 2:03:28 PM PDT by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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