To: Drango
I think FR needs more schwag during our pledge drives...

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Some suggestions:
- A week in St. Maartens with Ann Coulter ($1,000 donation).
- Case of Chivas Regal, autographed by Ted Kennedy ($750 donation).
- Three days in Aruba with Ann Coulter ($500 donation).
- Sen. Robert Byrd bed sheet* set ($100 donation).
- Hammer & Chisel to scrape "Kerry/Edwards 2004" bumper stickers off Volvos ($25 donation).
- Hillary Clinton urinal ($5 donation).
*Available in white only; Queen-size.
25 posted on
03/18/2005 3:49:02 PM PST by
Fintan
(Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
To: Fintan
Case of Chivas Regal, autographed by Ted Kennedy ($750 donation). Empty or full? 'Cause no way is he gonna let a full case go after signing it....
26 posted on
03/18/2005 3:51:36 PM PST by
Drango
(All my ideas, good or bad, are stolen from other FReepers)
To: Jim Robinson; Fintan
28 posted on
03/18/2005 4:07:17 PM PST by
Drango
(All my ideas, good or bad, are stolen from other FReepers)
To: Fintan
Hammer & Chisel to scrape "Kerry/Edwards 2004" bumper stickers off Volvos ($25 donation).LOL!! When my wife and I walk through various parking lots I'll point out the K/E campaign bumper stickers and loudly proclaim, "Look honey--another loser!"
29 posted on
03/19/2005 6:53:06 AM PST by
randog
(What the....?!)
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