DUmmie FUnnies 03-10-05 ("Last gasp of the internet ...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[volvox]

Sorry but the internet does not exist anymore. This is all a hallucination.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

OMG, sometimes you forget just how insane they truly are. And they wonder why they're listed as an extremist organization.

[chesley]

As one of the unsung LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS doing God's work in DUmmieland, I can tell you, they seriously believe this stuff.

Lately, as my campaign has heated up, several of them have contacted me by private message to continue discussions that we had been having in the forum. They are every bit as insane privately as they are publicly. Every bit.

[hattend]

I've actually purchased a Grundig crank power shortwave just in case the information is shut down here in Occupied America.

Okay, so all the DUmmies go out and buy Grundig shortwave radio RECEIVERS. If they don't buy transmitters as well, they won't hear each other.

And if they buy transmitters the Chimpus Khan Black Helicopters will be circling their compounds in short order. Heck, let's make them Chinook helicopters, they look like bananas if you squint really hard

DUmmies sure are logic impaired.

[hattend]

I remember the Good Old Days when REVOLUTION really worked!

That must be one old DUmmie. I wonder if (s)he is a Civil War or Revolutionary War veteran?

[hattend]

[Sound of Art Linkletter rolling in his grave]

That'll be a good trick, he's not dead yet...LOL

[Bones75]

"I worry about it. ..I've actually purchased a Grundig crank power shortwave just in case the information is shut down here in Occupied America. "

This post right here is really indicative of what's going on in leftsville right now. They actually envision that they are back in WW2 in some Nazi occupied city with the shades drawn, inside with a hand crank shortwave radio, (WTF? Is Bush going to come take all the batteries) peeping out the window and staying real quiet when the gestapo patrols go by.

Jeez, DUmmies! Get out and get some fresh air! Fer cryin' out loud. The represive America you see in your mind does not exist! (despite your own party's best efforts)

Bones

[Ostlandr]

Sorry about the rejection, PJ.
Remember, 3M rejected the adhesive for Post-It(tm) notes- invented on company time by a 3M employee! The response of management was basically 'you idiot, we want stronger adhesives, not weaker ones.' And to shoot themselves in the other foot, they sold him the patent!
Legend has it that 3M had to buy the patent back from said employee for substantially more than they sold it for.
Let's hope Regenery learns from their mistake.

Oh, and BTW- nobody else mentioned this, surprisingly:
The Internet is descended from the DARPAnet- it was designed specifically to survive a nuclear war. You can rip out huge chunks of fiberoptic, destroy net gateways and servers- but so long as two connected computers survive, the Web cannot die.
I never heard- what exactly was Algore's MOS at DARPA?

[swordfish71]

Exactly the weapon they would use, and hopefully will!

*evil Grin*

[steve-b]

GASP! DUmmies now turning into "gun nuts!"

LOL -- I can just picture a Volvo, adorned with "Visualize World Peace" and "Impeach the Chimp" bumper stickers, sporting a recently-added gun rack....

[steve-b]

UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED, ESPECIALLY to COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.

(OK, maybe I'm showing my age here....)

[steve-b]

Yeah, I thought of Dale Gribble too

LOL -- GMTA!

"While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?"

[Mr. Silverback]

I'm sitting here reading about these DUmmies buying guns...and I'm wondering what they'll do if they get their wish and some Dean-esque figure ascends to the Oval Office and announces a total gun ban. Whatever will the DUmmies do then?

[Mr. Silverback]

With all this free flow of information the election fraud is still in effect and the war machine still goes on. And it's not even politics as usual but politics, even more destructive to the working people.

Imagine being this dumb. Imagine believing that information is flowing freely, the people are rejecting your message...but they're not doing it because your message sucks. Sorry DUmmies, you're losing in the marketplace of ideas because liberlaism is the Corvair of politics--Unsafe at any speed--and more people are relizing it every day.

It would be very easy to sell the idea of shutting down the Net to the Ami public. Just tell them terrorists are using the net to communicate with each other.

Yeah, those Bushies are always lying about stuff like that. I even heard they're climing that terrorists have used hijacked airliners to bring down skyscrapers. Seriously, though, it's no wonder this guy thinks they can sell socialism to Americans...he think we're a bunch of slack-jawed idiots.

Hallburton will take over Google, Enron gets Yahoo....and so on and so on. All the stuff we find now will be purged, leaving only nice, fluffy, warm stories on the chimp regime. Then we will get 24/7 on cable news how this is a WONDERFUL thing to have happen .

I'd love to hear this guy explain how someone like Chris Matthews or Katie Couric will suddenly decide to follow the daily memo from Halliburton. These people are so screwed up that they think any reporter who doesn't howl in rage and try to rip Condi's eyes out is a wholly owned subsidiary of ChimpCo.

There is a reason the right wing nut jobs have been labeling us as non American and supporters of the enemy.

Um...because it's TRUE!