First they came for Bert and Ernie and I said nothing because I was not a Muppet.
Then they came for Tinky Winky, and I said nothing, because I was not a Teletubby.
Then they came for Sponge Bob and Patrick, and I said nothing, because I was not an asexual cartoon sea creature.
Anybody remember how Bugs Bunny used to prance around in women's attire, kissing and marrying Elmer Fudd and Yosammity Sam? I do. I was a very small child at the time. I laughed and laughed. But somehow, I didn't turn homo.
Imagine that?
Hehehehe, me too!!
Neither did I.
But I really, *really* like rabbit.