DUmmie FUnnies 01-12-05 ("Uh-Oh....Air America ratings slipping in NYC?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 12, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Duke Nukum]

I'll bet it's FREE SCREECH.

It certainly isn't SMART DRESSER.

[EllaMinnow]

Right click on the photo, then cut and paste into >img src=" "<, placing "properties" c&p between the quotation marks and switching < for >.

Your tagline made me go dig up my high school Latin textbook, and it was worth the search. :)

[gidget7]

LOL check this one out!!! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2939625&mesg_id=2941625&page= Its all about us Freepers, and a discussion here on fascism. It's hilarious, here's the best one. WAIT!! That's it! I have the solution! What needs to happen to fix these "right"-Wing Fundie wackos is, we need to get together with the CEO's of the Tobacco Corporations and get them to start, slooooowly substituting Marijuana for some of the tobacco in the cigarettes in this country. Slowly, the "red-State" reactionaries will slooooooooowly start to mellow out, gradually developing imagination, an eye for good Art, and interesting music, such as the "Moody Blues" or "Peter Gabriel." If we can get the Pot level up high enough, they might finally realize that, making more money than your neighbor, is just not that important. Quick Fact that Most People don't know (but I bet most suspect): All of the Major Tobacco Corporations DO have the Name Brands and the packaging designs all ready to go, to start selling Marijuana, if and when the U.S. Government makes Pot Legal (again). I don't know the brand names for all of the companies, but I have seen the packaging designs for the R.J. Reynolds brand. I think their brand was "Columbian Gold." I work at a digital retouching studio in the 1990's that had R.J.R. as a major client.

[gidget7]

OK I figured out the color change, next time, paragraphs once you change color LOL

[littleleaguemom]

Even though I get along very well with my two liberal sisters, I just can't imagine being married to a DUmmie...

Even worse, procreating with one.

[EllaMinnow]

(shudder...)

[Lazamataz]

but then again I drive 3 miles each way to work every day!

Gotchya beat.

1.8 miles from my door to my office.

I often remark to my coworkers, "Oh, gosh, the traffic was HORRIBLE today. It took me 97 seconds to get to work, instead of the usual 32."

My coworkers hate my guts.

[AQGeiger]

Going along with that logic, if one can call it that, may we than assume that all of the kook liberals on DU and elsewhere would become conservatives if they just got off the drugs?

[Nowhere Man]

NOPE...the static sound is the remnants of the 'Big Bang'...that came in before Err America.

Heh, tell you the truth, the static sounds from the Big Bang would be a better listen than Airbag Amerika. Being an amateur radio operator and radio junky in general, when you hook an antenna to your TV or radio, the snow you see and/or the hissing sound you hear is largely generated by the circuits inside the TV/radio because of the high VHF/UHF frequencies used but a small percentage of that is made up by galactic noise and the echoes from the Big Bang. I know to some, it is just static but when you think a tiny component of what you hear could be and is from the Big Bang, is just awsome to think about.

Oj, yeah, let me add, Glenn Beck is a riot too although he does make me think a lot too.

[beckysueb]

I love those cute little guys but c'mon admit it, you stole them from DUmmieland, didn't you? LOL

[Welsh Rabbit]

LOL! He thinks conservatives have never smoked pot? I hope that post was written by a fourteen year old kid who just got high for the first time (I doubt it though), because that's what it reads like.

[DJ MacWoW]

OMG! LOL!!!!!

[beckysueb]

You got to wonder what they think when they realize Rush and Shawn and Walter Williams and Roger Hedgecock and the rest of the conservative talk radio shows just keep getting higher and higher ratings and their silly shows bomb.

[Nowhere Man]

I believe 23rd place was the weather emergency station, the one with the computer generated voice.

Ugh, I hate when NOAA when to the computer generated voice on their VHF broadcasts in the 162 Mc area. What is worse is the airport weather station in the VHF-Air band, it sounds like it is talking out of it's "posterior orafice." B-P Somewhere here in the Pittsburgh area, we have a low powered AM station from Penndot broadcasting NOAA radio in the upper AM band, 1610 or 1630 kc I think. Even that is better than Airbag Amerika and it does something useful too.

[Roscoe Karns]

I just don't understand why no one takes the DUers seriously.

[gidget7]

Going along with that logic, if one can call it that, may we than assume that all of the kook liberals on DU and elsewhere would become conservatives if they just got off the drugs?


Ummmmm don't think so! THey have had to much use to overcome it at this point LOL Long term effects and all that :)

[beckysueb]

Compare that picture to the one above, the lovely and talented Laura Ingram. No comparison.

[gidget7]

I think they have been reading our posts too much! One post on that thread said:

?It's called projection, when people accuse others of what they themselves are guilty of. Freak republic slaves are projecting their own fascism on others.?

LMAO!!

[beckysueb]

She seriesly reminds me of a girl I once knew who grew up and had a couple of kids and then went to prison for child abuse.

[beckysueb]

Tennessee just elected a Republican majority for the first time in I don't know how many years.