DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-04 (DUmmie Posse Plans To Arrest Ken Blackwell)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 14, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[NRA1995]

"LOL! Surely, at least some of these people must have jobs...with critical thinking skills like this, how do they manage to stay employed? ;)"

Starbucks asks for very little.....

[luvie]

DiabolicalDieboldHalliburtonRoveMachine...would be a great name for a rock band!

[bootless]

OMG - this is one of the best! Great job!

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

[maryz]

"Blackwell decided to stop the legal recount being conducted in Greene County Ohio, in mid-count.

Anyone know what actually happened here? (I am assuming -- perhaps rashly -- that there's some nugget of reality buried here!)

[maryz]

I would much prefer if John Kerry would step in make the arrest.

For once I agree with a DUmmie! That's a terrific idea -- preferably live on national TV! (snicker)

[maryz]

Thanks for the link (I'm out of touch, I guess -- I hadn't known Bev Harris had been banned from DU; their golden idol has feet of clay!)

[bootless]

Uh, no. Try again.

[Nataku X]

OMG... remind me to never get on the wrong side of Freepers... LOL

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #443.

[NonLinear]

Where did you find it? I went to the petitions online site and they had about a million of them.

Not that it really looks lacking in Freepers!! LOL!

[NonLinear]

Loster's sister?

[PJ-Comix]

Not only side-splitting fun tonight, but an endless tagline source.

One Freeper already took "The Perfect Rovian Storm" as his tagline. I actually got that line from a creative DUmmie (or a Freeper pretending to be a DUmmie) and the original quote was really, "A Perfect Rovian Storm." Anyway, I really like the sound of it. I was walking around for a few hours yesterday afternoon and I swear that line kept swimming around in my head: "A Perfect Rovian Storm."

[tjwmason]

they're still harpin on the draft

I found a poll they were running on when the draft would be introduced. Most thought latter half of 2005, I was the first person to vote 'never'. They're utterly obssesed with it, despite the fact that the only Congressional support is from a couple of Dems in the House.

[PJ-Comix]

"Freepers have gotten to your petition! Every signature on it is from a FREEPER! G-d I HATE those people! With every fiber of my being, I hate those people.."

That quote reminds me of that jock type frat guy in Revenge of the Nerds who growled something like: "NERDS! I HATE NERDS!!!"

[PatriotGirl827]

"267. Hal I. Burton All your petition are belong to us."

LOL!!!

[NRA1995]

hahaha....almost forgot that one.....I have a vision in my head of Karl Rove dressed as the emperor from "Return Of The Jedi" saying "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen...."

[Semper Vigilantis]

This is a perfect stunt for Michael Moore to take on...Let's contact him and ask him to do it!

I would much prefer if John Kerry would step in make the arrest.

Yeah, let's ask Mikey - He'll eat anything!
As usual, the DUmmies need someone else to do their dirty work for them (unions, celebrities, HS or College students...)- after all, they are too intellectually superior (read as stoned) to get up and perform any act that may lead to physical labor.

[San Jacinto]

And record it all on video for posterity's sake including the phone calls, preparation, everything.

Absolutely dead on perfect advice. Anyone planning to kidnap a public official should keep a detailed record of the entire plot and fully document the participation of all the co-conspirators. It really streamlines the prosecution later on.

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

The petition has been taken down! Too many celebrities signing, I guess...

[KoRn]

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