Nuh uh! He was abandoned by his mother and dumped on the doorstep of the Berger Meister Meister Berger, who sent him to the orphanage. The guy bringing him there lost him, and he was found by some elves, the Kringles, who raised him. Sheesh! Don't you know nothin'? ; )
"It's a baby"
"A baby what?"
"A baby, baby"