www.sorryeverybody.com

www.sorryeverybody.com ^ | November 10, 2004 | sorryamerica.com

[God'sgrrl]

Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't. Check out the gallery....

[SaveTheChief]

How many freaking times is this same vanity going to be posted?

[God'sgrrl]

Because the average American is not even aware of this vile garbage...one thing I hate is an IGNORANT conservative. ;-) That's second to an ignorant parent who let's his child watch MTV 24/7. Most don't even know the channel is more than music videos...

[SlowBoat407]

[dennisw]

Dieter

Some Dieter quotes:

• "Vhy is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a pool of their own filth? Oh vell, the beat goes on."
• "Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey."
• "Gregor Was, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?"
• "Genius! By seemingly embracing the cliches of the vest, he is underscoring its excruciating banality."
• "In your film Irritant Number Four, the only images were that of a baby's head and a toilet. Did you mean for me to scream?"
• "I'm happy as a little GIIIIIRL."
• "You plug your show with the subtilty of a flying mallet."
• "Your agony is gorgeous."
• "Textures intrigue me."
• "Your story has become tiresome."
• "A fat man and a shprinkler are soon together."----Old Bavarian adage
• "Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious."
• "Sadly, Klaus is limited. But he is beautiful, is he not?"
• At Dieter's Dance Party , in response to a record being rated -3 on a scale of 1 to 14, Dieter says, "Sadly, there are no integers on this scale, so your gangly adolescent attempt to be clever has proved futile."
• "You are beautiful and angular."
• "You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now."
• "Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance."

 

 

[God'sgrrl]

Photo Fun!!! Woot!

[lawgirl]

This has been posted about already- but it really is hilarious. Especially when people get to Photoshopping them. Hey Registered- got any ideas?

[AZ_Cowboy]

Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world

1) Obviously, most of us are not sorry. If we were, sKerry would be in the White House come next year

2) The effect of our election on the rest of the world will be nothing, provided the countriesi n question aren't harboring terrorists.

3) There are no citizens in the world outside of here. A citizen possesses freedom guaranteed by a constitution. Most other countries have neither a constitution nor freedom. Many are still monarchies or worse. Siffice it to say, the proper term is "subjects" of the world.

Can we keep this crap off of here now? I mean, I love skewering these folks, but it's getting old. The dart board's only so big, if you will.

[God'sgrrl]

ha ha- not enough apparently!

[verifythentrust]

I agree, they ARE sorry!

[onevoter]

Why not go into the site and post why we ARE NOT SORRY????

[Lord Basil]

I'm sorry there are those stupid/ignorant enough to believe Michael Moore.

[Ed_in_NJ]

"trying to understand and appreciate"

Good for you for trying -- hope you make it.

[ejonesie22]

It has been posted many times here and everywhere, but it is still the damnedest thing I have ever seen. Carnival of Losers. Leaders all. And to apologize for your parents votes, that’s something. Moore had that in his 17 points the other day, ignore your parents, they are wrong.

And the pictures of those few in uniforms, they need to be drummed out on their arses...

This is the face of the opposition...

To democracy and America

[republicanbob1]

These people need to just get over it! They lost! And they need to understand that they dont share the same views as the majority of the american people.

[kaboom]

The people in the photos look so pathetic, one has to wonded how many of them are just posting as a joke.

It looks like they all have sooo many things wrong with their own pitiful lives that they are in the "sorryeverybody" site just to try and belong to something. If they are that upset, they ought to contact the good Dr K from Michigan for some assistance.

[truecons]

Some of us have already been having photoshop fun with this site over here.

 

Check it out!

[Reactionary]

I guess it's time for the "notsorryeverybody.com" website.

[Dog Gone]

50%? She can't even read a newspaper.

[68skylark]

If you like sorryeverybody.com -

You are GONNA LOVE werenotsorry.com - their evil twin!

I like this one from werenotsorry.com

[finallyatexan]

Sorry sweetie, it's more like 90% in Texas voted for Bush - don't like it - MOVE.