1. Disconnect your cable TV.
2. As a gay man, team up with a lesbian and go to a church. Pretend you're interested in joining. Spend lots of time fooling the "fundies" (their word for a Christian), and then finally spring up one day and announce, "Surprise! We're gay!" What this would accomplish is unknown.
3. Disrupt W's inauguration on Jan 20th.
4. Invent their own voting machines.
5. Boycott Wal-Mart.
5. Wear some sort of uniform wristband which signals "it's not my fault the country is down the toilet. I'm from DU."
6. Punch someone, anyone, in the face.
This is funny !!!