DUmmie FUnnies Halloween Edition ("What will you do if Kerry loses?")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 31, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[granite]

Lexapro is the Lexus version of Prozac.
Although Forest Pharmaceutical plays the Lexapro side effects down, here are the Lexapro side effects they are required by law to warn you about:

Insomnia
Diarrhea
Dry Mouth
Somnolence (sleepiness or drowsiness)
Dizziness
Increased Sweating
Constipation
Fatigue
Indigestion
Ejaculation Disorder (male)
Decreased Libido (decreased sex drive) (both male and female)
Impotence (male)
Influenza-Like Symptoms (flu-like symptoms)
Appetite Decreased
Rhinitis (runny nose)
Sinusitis (inflammation of the sinuses)
Possible Impairment of Fertility (disability to get pregnant)
Danger of Birth Defects (Pregnant Females)
Passing of Drug to Nursing Babies
Danger to Patients With History of Mania
Danger to Patients with History of Seizures
Danger to Patients with Suicidal Tendencies (note: Drugs such as Lexapro have been present in numerous suicide cases, although drug companies have denied the drugs as causes)
Interference with operation of machinery including automobiles
Impairment of Judgment
Priapism (males) (Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal)

[epow]

Take Nov. 3rd off. Make a waterproof protest sign and take to the streets.

Protest what?? The Democratic process?

I guess that DUnce thinks the will of the people is legitimate only if the people's will turns out to be the same as his. And they call conservatives Nazis?

[rdl6989]

I may have to resort to xanax.

It sounds like this DUmmy already takes "Xannies"!

[sweetliberty]

"We need to consider keeping enough Liberals alive to stock our Zoos, so out grandchildren will know what we dealt with."

Indeed.

[rdl6989]

Just had my lexapro dosage doubled I've been freaking out.

DUHHH! Do ya think the lexapro is causing you to freak out itself or is it the reaction of the lexapro LSD, and crystal meth?

[JesseJane]

ROFLMPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MHT]

Thank you so much. I've been wondering what the DU crowd is thinking.

I love the guy from eastern TN who shares none of his neighbors' values. Why, for pete's sake, is he still there? Why doesn't he move to CA or NY or MA? What kind of idiot would STAY if it's that bad? I know, a DUMBocrat!

[AVNevis]

FYI-Rosevelt didn't die until his 1944 elected term.

[MHT]

Wish you could post those gals on their site!

[JesseJane]

sHEESE..

Looks like they'll wind up where they started... HA! Like uh.. well, 1000 Pomeranians in a closet that have to go potty...

Can you imagine what it will be line with the Ritalin generation gives these folks a run for their medicine cabinet??

[granite]

Here is your chance to tell the DUmmies off. This thread is being mirrored over there.

I just posted this for all DUmmieville to see!

[MHT]

For the life of me, I can't figure out how their website works. I try and open a comment, and it's just the title again. Maybe I'm being saved from myself, because if I ended up there, I would stay there for entertainment instead of getting my housework done!

[granite]

 If you post it here at FR (click for link to thread), they will see it on DU on this thread, since a DUmmy posted the link to this thread over there.  We will probably be zotted soon.

[daguberment]

Here is your chance to tell the DUmmies off. This thread is being mirrored over there.

That's funny. I've got over 530 posts over at that insane asylum since May. Just playing with them and posting mostly commie, vegan, gay stuff. I hope they don't recognize me!

Skinner

[kingu]

Remember everyone at DU... VOTE NOVEMBER 3RD!

[BJClinton]

FRiend, I have to take issue with you on this one.

recycled tea-tea

You drink tea-tea or is that what y'all call tea in your neck of the woods?

3 double scotches on the rocks…

[…and a couple of hits on the crack pipe.]

At least he has good taste, I doubt he smokes crack...
*takes another sip of single malt*

[bootyist-monk]

Dubya Pumpkin Halloween Bump.

[maryz]

One thing we know: If Bush does not die before November 2, he DID steal the 2000 election just as we said - why? Because, according to records, all presidents ELECTED in years ending with 0 have died (from way back) or had terrible tragedies.

They can't even get their superstitions right -- from 1860, every president elected in a year ending in "0" has died in office (not always in their first term) -- until Reagan, who obviously didn't.

[bullzeye66]

>Kerry will get 200+ EVs
... and this person is eligible to vote - oh my, how scary!

[Nataku X]

LOL... I thought I was the only environmentalist at FR. You're among friends. I worry about a couple of people as well, and I believe there will be much violence after the election.


But, in the end, you've got to remember... they worry because they chose to hear a pack of lies (Michael Moore, drafts, etc.) over the truth. They refuse to open their ears to the truth. Lots of Biblical analogies here. Whatever path they take, they will have chosen it for themselves--and there is nothing we can do as humans to stop it, except perhaps to pray.