DUmmie FUnnies Halloween Edition ("What will you do if Kerry loses?")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | October 31, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Happy Halloween everybody. The Halloween edtion gives you a preview of the BIG HAUNTING the DUmmies will be experiencing on Tuesday. To get a front row seat to this show, please make sure you are on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Dont Mention the War]

Kerry will get 200+ EVs

Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

[shezza]

Ah, thank you ONCE again for dredging the sewer to bring us these golden nuggets of hilarity. I've been waiting all evening for tonight's episode.

[ShandaLear]

"They have cell phones and are polled. Most of them appear to be leaning towards Kerry."

OK, I think dude meant AREN'T polled. And if they aren't being polled how on earth does this dude know how they are going to vote? ROFL! Hope springs eternal.

[bitt]

wish we could plant you in the audience of a sKerry speech, give you a hidden microphone...

[45semi]

"Withdraw...from all news...including DU...
D.U. isnt news, its opinion, wishful thinking feeling, and self delusion!.
until I have licked my wounds.
Do yer 'nads while yer at it! Watch yer dog, he'll demonstrate the proper method!
In 1980 when Reagan beat Carter, it took me two years.
I wouldnt wanna watch Carter make mistake after mistake for four more years either!
When Dukakis lost to Bush, I withdrew for a year or so.
So, did you do your own newscasts at night? Speak into your mirror?
After Gore, two years plus.
"Withdraw...from all news..."
Reality is what you withdrew from!
Why do I have this image of a catatonic individual rigidly immobile,
in a fetal position, in the corner of a padded room?

[miskie]

all these Whining DUers are gonna drive the price of crack right through the roof.

[Servant of the 9]

Imbeciles talking about enlisting in the revolutionary brigades and being in the front ranks if Bush wins.

If only it were so.

Americans who served in the military and/or hunt, and have spent years learning how to use weapons proficiently are overwhelmingly Republican.

We need to consider keeping enough Liberals alive to stock our Zoos, so out grandchildren will know what we dealt with.

SO9

[smith288]

"Go back to my room!" -DU

[wagglebee]

Moving to Nicaragua regardless

I might start a travel agency and specialize in exporting worthless leftists to the third world. If enough of them leave, 2008 might not even be an issue.

[rdl6989]

They can only steal it if it is close...I am convinced of that. It will not be close. Kerry will get ***200+*** EVs and 51%+ pop vote.

You've gotta be kidding me! Hey DUmmy, put the crackpipe down and listen: It takes 270 to win the ballgame! Here is solid proof that leftists know NOTHING about politics. I will agree with this DUmmy. I hope Skerry gets EXACTLY 200 electoral votes putting Bush over the top.

[SunkenCiv]

If Bush manages to win this again, I have every confidence that before the end of the second term, he will do something, be caught at something that is impeachable,and so impeachable that even Republican Congressmen will not dare to not go forward with the impeacment, or if they do, their inaction will result in such hostility that they will lose many seats in the midterm elections.

Heh heh... wotta buncha 'holes... at least that one said "win this again", which acknowledges that Bush won it last time.

the reason some Republicans failed to vote to throw Clinton out of office was blackmail by the White House. But had they gone through with it, Gore (who also committed illegal acts) would have become president, would have been the incumbent in 2000, and might have been president on 9/11. Talk about your basic disasters.

As long as we show up on election day...

George W. Bush will be reelected by a margin of at least ten per cent

[xJones]

I'm so it's Halloween night so I can repost Made In America's very graphic graphic.:)

[Petes Sandy Girl]

The whole post reminded me of the song "The Freaks Come Out at Night". And not just because it's Halloween! Thanks PJ! I love your sense of humor!

[SunkenCiv]

Huge Kerry Crowd Celebrates His Imminent Defeat Enthusiastically/
What To Do When Kerry Loses
MoveOnPlease.org ^ | 10/31/04 | National Lampoon
Posted on 10/31/2004 4:44:37 PM PST by NationalLampoonguy
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/1264161/posts

[PJ-Comix]

I'm getting the feeling that the DUmmie who started the DUmmie website + his associates have gotten the inside info from the Democrats as to what their REAL polls show and this is part of the gloom that is filtering down as a result. There is another thread about how to behave if Kerry loses.

[Rightly Biased]

Diggin low tonight huh?

the DREGS of society as far as I'm concerned.

[Petes Sandy Girl]

Ecclesiastes 10:2 --- A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. KJV

Coincidence? See the parallel?

Excellent tag line Rightly Biased!

[Starboard]

Withdraw...from all news...including DU...until I have licked my wounds. In 1980 when Reagan beat Carter, it took me two years. When Dukakis lost to Bush, I withdrew for a year or so. After Gore, two years plus.

I sense a defeatist theme here. This person has spent at least 5 years in a funk!