Chew him up and spit him out?
Muss up the Breck girls hair?
Ask Edwards how a guy who only dserved in the girl scouts could criticise a man who flew jets patrolling the gulf during the cold war?
Ask Edwards if he sleeps well at night knowing he has caused so many women to have C-sections rather than a natural child birth?
Ask Edwards how he could vote against funding our brothers and sisters in arms while they were conducting combat operations?
Ask Edwards why he never attended intel briefings as a member of the Senate Intel Committee?
The list is endless but Cheney will do the first option, of that I am sure.
"Ask Edwards if he sleeps well at night knowing he has caused so many women to have C-sections rather than a natural child birth?"
I'm not sure that this should be mentioned. But some of the other stuff that you mention sound like good lines of attack.
Ask Edwards how he could run around crying about Social Security, taxes and medicare, when he did everything in the book to shield his income from having to make medicare payments by using a loophole in forming a Sub-S to stash the millions he bilked from insurance companies, then paid the money to himself in the form of a dividend.
So, in addition to not paying proper taxes, he cost insurance companies millions, forcing our insurance rates up.
That's a start!!!