Did Michael Moore serve with Bush in his National Guard unit?
Oh.. he didn't? But you still believe him right?
That's what I thought.
Michael Moore served with Kerry, didn't he? Wasn't Kerry's first injury on a Boston whaler? Wasn't the name of the mother boat the Pequod? Isn't Moore's code name Moby the Dick? Didn't Herman Melville's prophecy come true? After all, isn't Ahab spelled backwards Baha?! And isn't Kerry going to save all the Baha'i in Iran from being mulled by the mullahs? It all fits!