[small voice in the wilderness]

I think it's a sort of Conjunction Junction. Full of If's, But's, And's, and However's. Located in the lonely town of If Only.

[jocon307]

"Located in the lonely town of If Only."

Ah, that's a good one. A lot of people live there. Very nice, very ee cummings.

"Anyone lived in a pretty howtown/with up so floating many bells down."