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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: VadeRetro; gore3000; AndrewC
Same thread, as RightWingNilla, AndrewC, and Nebullis wrangle over mutational distances, another voice of reason pops up. Maybe "loser" is one of those red flag words?

This is sad, because g3k is one of a handful of creationists who likes to debate science. There is a remarkable contrast between the way Andrew handles himself and the way gore handles himself. Its partly a matter of patience. A matter of assembling the sources and arguments before posting. A matter of speaking directly to the content of the opposing post.

And having a thick skin. I can understand the anger at being ridiculed, but if someone ridicules your ideas you need to come back with ideas -- another source, a better explanation, another approach.

921 posted on 07/29/2003 11:47:46 AM PDT by js1138
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To: js1138
Good book, had mixed feelings about that movie version that was on A&E a while back...
922 posted on 07/29/2003 11:50:21 AM PDT by general_re (Trust is a trick that dogs play. They don't want you to know how delicious they are.)
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To: js1138
The Lathe of Heaven

A most excellent book, by Ursula Le Guin. The ultimate Murphy's law story, and a morality play on the "be careful what you ask for, you may just get it" lesson.

923 posted on 07/29/2003 11:50:39 AM PDT by AndrewC
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To: Aric2000
Not even a leaner.
924 posted on 07/29/2003 11:50:59 AM PDT by js1138
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To: solid
I just don't think that mutation and natural seletion even come close to fully explaining what's going on.

We have people eager and willing to debate that. And you have allies on this thread.

925 posted on 07/29/2003 11:52:43 AM PDT by js1138
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To: js1138
There is a remarkable contrast between the way Andrew handles himself and the way gore handles himself.

That may be due to the fact that I have not been constantly made the local pack's fire hydrant by some, although that has been attempted.[clack][clack].

926 posted on 07/29/2003 11:56:43 AM PDT by AndrewC
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To: AndrewC
You also don't call everyone who disagrees with you "liars" or "slime." Those were two words introduced by g3k to these threads a couple of years ago, and still being used by him on a nearly daily basis.
927 posted on 07/29/2003 11:58:43 AM PDT by Junior (Killed a six pack ... just to watch it die.)
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To: AndrewC
No, I admit, I admire your patience. It can't be all that easy staying calm. ;-)
928 posted on 07/29/2003 12:00:52 PM PDT by ThinkPlease (Fortune Favors the Bold!)
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To: ThinkPlease
It can't be all that easy staying calm. ;-)

Thank you, but I do fire back.

929 posted on 07/29/2003 12:07:16 PM PDT by AndrewC
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To: AndrewC; gore3000
That may be due to the fact that I have not been constantly made the local pack's fire hydrant by some.

Fair enough, but I am going to appeal to gore one more time. If your ideas are being ridiculed, stand up for them by re-explaining them. That does not include blanket statements that major evo scientists are racists, communists, nazis. Not only is that a gross exaggeration, but it is also completely irrelevant. If the ideas are bad, attack the ideas with better ideas.

930 posted on 07/29/2003 12:08:44 PM PDT by js1138
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To: AndrewC
Thank you, but I do fire back.

But not in absusive or ridiculing manner, which is important. A debate with you is never frustrating, in that sense.

931 posted on 07/29/2003 12:09:14 PM PDT by ThinkPlease (Fortune Favors the Bold!)
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To: general_re
Don't talk to me about the movie version. Actually there was an even worse adaptation on PBS a couple of decades ago.
932 posted on 07/29/2003 12:10:00 PM PDT by js1138
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To: js1138
LOL - well, I wanted to be diplomatic in case you actually liked the thing, but it was pretty bad... ;)
934 posted on 07/29/2003 12:14:09 PM PDT by general_re (Trust is a trick that dogs play. They don't want you to know how delicious they are.)
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Fun new tagline placemarker
935 posted on 07/29/2003 12:14:45 PM PDT by conservababeJen (If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?)
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To: conservababeJen
Assuming, for the sake of the argument, that your allegations are correct, would it not be preferable to say "irrational" rather than "hormonal"?
936 posted on 07/29/2003 12:15:55 PM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: CobaltBlue
preferable, perhaps....but not fitting for the tone THAT YOU set.

Are you denying my "allegation"?

937 posted on 07/29/2003 12:19:09 PM PDT by conservababeJen (If man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?)
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To: solid
I'm interested to debate this further. I look forward to the replies.

Just as soon as we all get out of therapy...

938 posted on 07/29/2003 12:22:35 PM PDT by js1138
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To: js1138
He gets in trouble by making too much of it up as he goes along. Most of us, especially such amateurs as thee and me, get confused and unintentionally flub up. There are always things we haven't looked at for some time--or maybe never understood well. The opposition will of course use such occasion for a shower of catcalls and jeers. It's a known crevo thread pitfall. As you say, thick skin required.

Most of us don't try to collect a Nobel for our mangled version. We can't float on air. When the scientific literature doesn't support what we said--maybe even directly contradicts it--the literature wasn't written by liars. To stay square with the facts, we have to be able to be wrong. We hope our pants never fall down in public, but if they do, we can't be shy about pulling them back up.

939 posted on 07/29/2003 12:22:52 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: conservababeJen
You are newer than your tagline by a huge factor.
940 posted on 07/29/2003 12:23:58 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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