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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: RightWingNilla
I think of natural selection as being a variation on free will. God gave us the ability to screw up all by ourselves in order to be surprised by what turns out, pleasantly or not. He's enormously pleased by platypi. ;^)
1,981 posted on 08/09/2003 10:23:03 AM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: CobaltBlue
God does not embrace Marxism, evolution does.
1,982 posted on 08/09/2003 10:28:19 AM PDT by ALS (http://designeduniverse.com Featuring original works by FR's finest . contact me to add yours!)
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To: CobaltBlue
I think of natural selection as being a variation on free will.

Thats an interesting take. I think of it kind of like water running downhill in many rivulets. The trend looks obvious from a distance, but up close there are lots of little bumps and turns.

1,983 posted on 08/09/2003 10:32:36 AM PDT by RightWingNilla (Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe..attack ships off the shoulder of orion!)
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To: RightWingNilla
Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe..attack ships off the shoulder of orion!

Beware the firefly nest in the telescope!

1,984 posted on 08/09/2003 10:35:22 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: VadeRetro
Beware the firefly nest in the telescope!

LOL.

1,985 posted on 08/09/2003 10:38:52 AM PDT by RightWingNilla (Nothing is worse than an itch you can't scratch - Leon)
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To: RightWingNilla; VadeRetro
(Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe..attack ships off the shoulder of orion!)

Fabulous movie! (Blade Runner) :-)

I was at the world science fiction convention that was held just prior to the release of that movie. They had his police car from the movie on display. Unfortunately, since the movie had not been released yet, we were not allowed to take pictures.

1,986 posted on 08/09/2003 10:57:58 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: Nakatu X
Thank you so much. You honor me. :-)
1,987 posted on 08/09/2003 10:59:06 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RadioAstronomer
Hey RA, I won my bet, and it didn't even take 24 hours!!
1,988 posted on 08/09/2003 11:04:43 AM PDT by Aric2000 (If the history of science shows us anything, it is that we get nowhere by labeling our ignorance god)
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To: RadioAstronomer
Hey there RA!

They had his police car from the movie on display.

Did it fly? Bladerunner is one of all time favorite Scifi movies. I didnt think the book was as good.

1,989 posted on 08/09/2003 11:05:08 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl
Gore3000: You're not an intentional liar, so won't bring up the exact threads-

Seems you woke up early today with the express intent of breaking the agreement you made less than 48 hours ago. One part of the agreement was to not to bring up old stuff. You have broken that in spades. Another part of the agreement was that if you bring up a charge against someone you will substantiate it.

I substantiated, completely and fully my charges against Patrick Henry Post# 1377 of the Draft Agreement thread

I shall expect an apology for that and I shall also expect YOU to backup your charges against me.

1,990 posted on 08/09/2003 11:21:29 AM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: RightWingNilla
Did it fly? Bladerunner is one of all time favorite Scifi movies. I didnt think the book was as good.

I love that movie as well! Nope just sat there all roped off. :-)

Another couple of movies that I thought were at least as good as the books (and there are few of those, I do love to read) was both the movie "The Andromeda Strain" and "2001: A Space Odyssey".

One more movie that I though was truly fab was the first "Alien". Aliens was also good, but it was almost a remake of the first. For the suspense, Alien take the cake of the whole series.

1,991 posted on 08/09/2003 11:27:32 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: gore3000; Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl
I shall expect an apology for that and I shall also expect YOU to backup your charges against me.

Since many of your posts were pulled by the mods against me, some of that exchange with me can never be completely recreated. However, pulled posts are an indication.

BTW, there is enough left to get the picture.

Do you really want to go there at this time?

1,992 posted on 08/09/2003 11:31:41 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: gore3000
Seems you woke up early today with the express intent of breaking the agreement you made less than 48 hours ago.

Sorry to butt in here but I noticed at the top of NakatuX's post:

Yes, it's the 9th, but I'm not going to agree to the agreement until this post is finished.

1,993 posted on 08/09/2003 11:42:00 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: RadioAstronomer
"2001: A Space Odyssey".

I agree, but I liked the book too.

"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" had some great ideas, but was written in a bland way. Ridley Scott took the best out of it and made a great movie.

1,994 posted on 08/09/2003 11:43:44 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: RightWingNilla
I like both movies and books. Blade Runner was truly a great movie. Rates up there with the Matrix in my book. :-)

You pretty much needed to read the book to get what they were driving at in 2001. :-)

1,995 posted on 08/09/2003 11:48:39 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RightWingNilla; Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl
Yes, it's the 9th, but I'm not going to agree to the agreement until this post is finished.

Regardless. He expects me to have abided to the terms of the agreement even before it was even discussed months ago. I abided by it after I accepted it even though it was not in force. He had already signed on to it as is shown on Agreement of the Willing. He is in violation and I expect an apology and to back up any charges he will not apologize for.

1,996 posted on 08/09/2003 11:51:32 AM PDT by gore3000 (Intelligent people do not believe in evolution.)
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To: RadioAstronomer
You pretty much needed to read the book to get what they were driving at in 2001. :-)

I totally agree. It all became clearer after reading the book.

1,997 posted on 08/09/2003 11:52:25 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: gore3000; RightWingNilla; Nakatu X; Alamo-Girl
Why don't we just drop this here. Everything that was said about our exchanges can and will be backed up. Again I ask, do you really want to go there? I am willing to let it drop for all time.
1,998 posted on 08/09/2003 11:55:46 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RightWingNilla
I totally agree. It all became clearer after reading the book.

BIG TIME! LOL

1,999 posted on 08/09/2003 11:56:15 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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To: RadioAstronomer
2000???
2,000 posted on 08/09/2003 11:56:55 AM PDT by RadioAstronomer
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