[SgtofMarines]

This has nothing to do with the figurative size of your balls. My figurative balls rank right up there, but I'm not about to do it. Furthermore, this could be our big chance to finally have a Supreme Court ruling in our favor. What's frivolous about that?

[demosthenes the elder]

Very well.
Next time I have a reason to travel by air, I will attempt to get past the goons at the gate with my beloved and ever loaded .45.
I will almost certainly need help with my legal defense fund when that day arrives: Do I have your plighted word of support?