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To: PatrickHenry; Junior; RadioAstronomer; Scully; Piltdown_Woman; general_re; jennyp
So, in his mind, he is the sole judge of what evolution is (although he knows nothing about it, not even what it is); and he is the sole judge of what Christianity is (presumably he thinks that he alone follows the true path to heaven); and as all the world can clearly see, he is utterly confused, misguided, and incurably wrong in both matters.

So, what did you expect from someone who thinks that:

1) "a circle is not an ellipse"

2) the planets have "wildly elliptical" orbits

3) "1720" is a really big number

His behavior is somewhat curious, until one realizes that we now can, for the first time anywhere, reveal his likely identity:

Remember how we've all noticed that English is not his native language? Notice how he's been MIA for the past few weeks until today.

It's obvious who he really is: the Iraqi Minister of Dis-Information, "Baghdad Bob." Both use English as a second language, and both misrepresent the truth over and over again, even when the "evidence" is shoved right under their noses.

Notice the similarities:

LBB: "The evolutionists are running like rats; they have been thrashed by the Brilliant Creationists every-time they challenge us."

"Baghdad Bob": "The infidels are running like rats; they have been thrashed by the Republican Guards every time they cahllenge us."

I rest my case.

85 posted on 04/12/2003 10:51:43 AM PDT by longshadow
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To: longshadow
Notice the similarities ... I rest my case.

The similarities are very striking, especially in style and reasoning ability. But I don't think they're the same person. Baghbad Bob at least had the good sense to vanish when the US took over Baghdad. He knows when he's beaten. If he were really LBB, he would still be there in the square, where the toppled statue of Saddam once stood, and he would still be declaring victory, even while surrounded by the infidels. So you see, I think you dishonor Baghdad Bob when you declare that he is LBB.

86 posted on 04/12/2003 4:34:21 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas.)
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