Because you would know that the bible is Gods word and that it(The Holy Bible) is good and true.
And than, if you read Hebrews 13:17 you would know that what you are professing is jeopardizing your soul and since you are the spiritual head of your family, so to the souls of all your family as well.
All for a buzz. Sure am glad I don't have that problem anymore. Have a nice afterlife.