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To: beavus
Do I need to avoid creationist women, or should I just deprive them of my essence?

Follow the example of General Ripper:

"I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. ... Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. ... I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women ... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence."

589 posted on 01/19/2003 5:44:44 PM PST by PatrickHenry (Preserve the purity of your precious bodily fluids!)
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To: PatrickHenry
a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence

Holy conspiracy Batman! I may not have any essence left!!

590 posted on 01/19/2003 5:55:58 PM PST by beavus
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