[whattajoke]

We are all atheists. I just happen to believe in one less god than you do. When you figure out why you don't believe in all those other gods out there, then you'll know why I don't believe in yours.

Amen.

[Tribune7]

We are all atheists.

And I didn't think the debate could get more postmodern.

When you figure out why you don't believe in all those other gods out there, then you'll know why I don't believe in yours.

An atheist walked the earth, explained our role in the universe, then rose from the dead?

[Alamo-Girl]

You say We are all atheists.

But I say Everyone will believe in Jesus Christ, you just haven't arrived at that point yet.

[f.Christian]

(Rational Atheist Conservative... yes we do exist.)

Atheist values . . . thought - - - in America ? ? ?

. . . conservatism ? ? ?

[B. Rabbit]

We are all atheists. I just happen to believe in one less god than you do. When you figure out why you don't believe in all those other gods out there, then you'll know why I don't believe in yours.

You have made a perfect and simple summary of the majority of atheists' beliefs.