"What the flaming dork are you babbling about? Is that some kind of whacko threat? Or are you getting some kind of sick thrill as you dream of me burning in hell?" You would love to believe that wouldn't you. No, I'm saying that When you are face to face with your "Creator" He will explain everything to you, then you will understand. That's all.
If he's lucky, having the apple in his mouth might keep him from saying anything stupid while that's going on...
The mask is slipping badly, Ted. Next thing you'll be calling me "Reep" and posting your 300K quote-salad that got you banned time-before-last.