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To: Libertarian Billy Graham
God to Roscoe

You think you're God?

Figures.

426 posted on 10/30/2002 2:27:49 PM PST by Roscoe
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To: Roscoe
You think you're God? Figures.

You're twisting again. Do you think you'll get away with that stuff at the Final Judgement?

Maybe your case will go something like this, but I wouldn't count on it, if I was you:

God to Roscoe at the Final Judgement: "Did you bring the court decisions and the statute books?"

Roscoe: "Yes, they're right here. See, all of my crimes were 'legalized.'"

God: "Golden Rule, Shmolden Rule! How about your vices? Did you smoke, drink, chew, or go with girls that do?"

Roscoe: "No way!"

God: "How about dancing? Playing cards?"

Roscoe: "No way, I'm clean!"

God: "That settles it then. You've learned your lessons well. You obeyed every dictate of the state no matter how brutal without even giving a thought that some sissy liberal 'higher law' might obligate you to do otherwise."

427 posted on 10/30/2002 5:38:21 PM PST by Libertarian Billy Graham
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