Oh, ye of little humor!! Just as you were "lightheartedly kidding" around about the alleged unpleasantness of Calvin's Geneva, I was, of course, just "lightheartedly kidding" you about the Arminians murdering all those Puritans and Scottish Covenantors. Funny funny, hah hah!! Don't be such a stick in the mud.
As you "lightheartedly kid" others, xzins, so shall you be "lightheartedly kidded" in return.
Every, single time.
(OP smiles pleasantly)