[Libloather]

So if I spark up a joint in front of your house, will I be arrested?

Yep. (What are you - a complete idiot?)

[Dakmar]

Stew P: So if I spark up a joint in front of your house, will I be arrested?

LL: Yep.

Is that an absolute? Has everyone who ever sparked a doob in front of your house been arrested? I suspect not, and recommend you call your local police department and raise this issue in the most irate manner you can muster.