Replies

An Italian, a Greek, and a Jew are out on a fishing boat when a storm hits, the boat is capsized, and all three perish. Up at the pearly gates, they beg St.Peter for another chance, claiming that they are all too young to die. St. Peter says "Okay, on one condition: each of you has to give up what you love most in the world." They all agree, and "POOF", all three are walking along the street together, discussing their ordeal and vowing to keep their promises.

They come upon an Italian restaurant, when, all of a sudden, the Italian runs inside, orders a slice of pizza, and takes a huge bite. "POOF", he dissappears. The Jew and the Greek are quite shaken up, and repeat their vows not to slip up like the Italian did.

They continue down the street, when the Jew spots a quarter on the street. He bends over to pick it up, and

and

and

and "POOF", the Greek dissapears.