Afterwards, they try to leave and find the car is stuck in the mud. Pushing, rocking, nothing works. Finally, the guy says, "Well, honey, let's stick our clothes under the wheels and see if we can get any traction that way."
Lo and Behold, the plan results in nothing but the muddy destruction of their clothes. Puzzled, the young woman says, "Look, honey! A farmhouse! Should we go ask for help?"
"You'd better go," he says loooking down. "I think you'll get a better reception."
"But what can I wear?" she asks.
"This," he says, handing her one of his Nikes. "Just cover what most needs covering and go up there and tell him I'm stuck. Ask him to bring a tractor."
So she covers herself and walks up to the door. When she rings the bell the old farmer comes out and is understandably shocked (and not a little delighted, no doubt) to see a nubile young woman naked as a jaybird at his door. "What seems to be the trouble, ma'am?" he asks.
"Well, my boyfriend's stuck. Can you get your tractor?"
Looking down at the shoe, the farmer takes off his hat, scratches his head and remarks, "well, hon, he's so far in there I don't think a tractor will do it."