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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
'She was only a stable maid, but all the Horsemen knew her!
178 posted on 09/14/2002 11:53:41 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: sheik yerbouty
Jesus and Mohammed have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with Bhudda as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and Bhudda announces that the contest is over. He asks Mohammed to show what he has come up with. Mohammed is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says Bhudda, "Let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Mohammed is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

Bhudda chuckles, "Everybody knows ... Jesus saves.

180 posted on 09/15/2002 12:03:17 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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