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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
There was this guy who was a bit deaf, and could not hear himself fart. Oftentimes, this caused him great embarrassment. He went to the doctor and told him the nature of his problem The doctor said, "Here, take these pills". The patient asked, "Will they make me hear better?" The doctor replied "No, they'll make you fart louder."
171 posted on 09/14/2002 11:40:20 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: sheik yerbouty
did you hear the one about the queer deaf mute?
neither did he.
172 posted on 09/14/2002 11:43:16 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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To: sheik yerbouty
A woman goes into see her doctor. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?"

The woman replies, "This is very embarassing, Doctor, but I have a flatulence problem. I fart all the time. In fact, since you've been here in the room, I have farted at least twenty times. But fortunately, they are silent and odorless."

"I see," said the doctor, "I have just the thing for you. Take these pills twice a day for two weeks and come back for a return visit."

Two weeks later the woman returns for her appointment. She says to the doctor, "I don't know what you gave me, but those pills made things worse! Now my farts stink to high heaven!!"

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we have solved your sinus problem, we're going to work on your hearing."

283 posted on 09/16/2002 12:12:05 AM PDT by capitan_refugio
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