[upchuck]

A man was out walking one day and went by a retirement home. As he passed the front lawn, he saw nine old ladies basking in the sun in lounge chairs.

When he looked closer, he saw they were all stark naked. He went to the front door and rang the bell.

When the director answered, the man asked if he realized he had nine naked old ladies in his front yard.

The director said: "Yes, I know. They all live here. They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."

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Hey, don't look at me... You titled this thread, "I Need Your Bad Jokes.

[biffalobull]

Hey, don't look at me... You titled this thread, "I Need Your Bad Jokes.

Upchuck; You think thats bad, how about this one.

I said to my friend,"The other day I saw a homosexual bear at the dump eating garbage. My friend askd,"How do you know he was homosexual?" A; I watched him lay his paw on the table.

OK,OK, I didn't start this thread.