[John Lenin]

Q:What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy ?

A:The puppy stops whining when it grows up.

[BluesDuke]

Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: The Mafia won't ask you what right you think you have to want it back, even when taking your neck measurement for piano wire.

[jimkress]

Q:What's the difference between a liberal and a puppy ?

A:The puppy learns to use the papers, then go outside.

[John Lenin]

This is too funny and it's for Real. Some greenie just posted this on yahoo messsage boards.

They are now cutting what ever they want any way they want to right now. Know where the trees go to? To Taiwan to make toilet paper for foriegn companies