[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

How do people with Epilepsy seal business agreements?
They shake on it.

[Dinsdale]

A computer geek is walking down the road when a frog says: 'Hey you, I'm a beautyfull princess who's been cursed, kiss me and I'll turn back'

The geek picks up the frog.

The frog says: 'Did'nt you hear me, I'm a beautyfull princess, kiss me and I'll turn back. I'll be real gratefull'

The geek keeps walking

The frog says: 'Come on kiss me. I'll be VERY gratefull.'

The geek keeps walking

The frog says: "I'll sleep with you, I'll even marry you if that is what you want'

The geek says: "I'm a computer geek, I'm just too busy for wives or girlfriends, but a talking frog is cool'.