Woooooooooooo, we are with YA, pete!!!!!!
Wooooooooo, they might have WMD. One of Mexico's ambassadors was once in Iraq. You know what that means. Polls say 89% favor a pre-emptive on Mexico.
We must hunt down terrorists wherever they may be. Get ready Mexico, we are coming....
YEE,HAH! Let's get us a couplea cases of Lone Star,and head for the border. We kin set out a green card for bait,and then shoot all day! The wimmin kin hold our beers while we shoot,and maybe cook us some chili to chow down on.
The ironic part is that it WOULD make more sense to attack Mexico than it does Iraq. At least THEY are invading us.