[Southflanknorthpawsis]

Can we PLEASE just ignore her? I'm sick of reading about her thongs and her hair and her drinking habits.

I think you're right. It's like a stray cat. If you stop feeding it, eventually it will give up and find food somewhere else.

[FreedominJesusChrist]

GREAT ANALOGY!!! I am eager to hear more of your pithy and wise mental connections.

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

My Shadow

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed.

The funniest thing about him is the way he likes to grow--
Not at all like proper children, which is always very slow;
For he sometimes shoots up taller like an india-rubber ball,
And he sometimes gets so little that there's none of him at all ...

One morning, very early, before the sun was up,
I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup;
But my lazy little shadow, like an arrant sleepy-head,
Had stayed at home behind me and was fast asleep in bed.
--Robert Louis Stevenson