Chuckle.
You should see how good she is with that Sig Sauer P239 in her hand.
Of course, I'm sure you guys can wash dishes and vacuum pretty well too, so I won't compare you :)
I never attempt to judge the heart of one who claims to know the Lord, but you make it tempting.
I am embarrassed to imagine you representing the Christian faith. I'm certain that your language and overall attitude is not what Christ had in mind.
I learned long ago that anyone who wears the Cross on his sleeve, such as you, and then contradicts practically everything it represents, is more destructive than a lot of agnostics or atheists, because you babble about your faith in order to glorify yourself.
You aren't fooling very many Christians. You are as transparent as glass.