Chelsea Handler ditches her clothes and urges ‘horny little pig’ men to get vasectomies in racy PSA

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[nickcarraway]

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The comedian added in the Friday footage, “Since the beginning of time, women have been ducking and diving and dodging pregnancy face-first or Pikachu-first. Frankly, they’re exhausted.”

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Handler also touched on different forms of female birth control, including the pill.

“You think I want to be an adult woman with acne or have mood swings, or get a period that’s so heavy it feels like the Hoover Dam just broke? I don’t,” the talk show host continued. “Everybody already hates women enough. I don’t need my insides to join in on the fun.”

[DeplorablePaul]

Handler is 52. I doubt that she is still fertile. On the other hand, males produce sperm and can impregnate a woman until death. It’s quite apparent Chelsea hates males.

[DeplorablePaul]

Handler is 52. I doubt that she is still fertile. On the other hand, males produce sperm and can impregnate a woman until death. It’s quite apparent Chelsea hates males.

[DeplorablePaul]

Handler is 52. I doubt that she is still fertile. On the other hand, males produce sperm and can impregnate a woman until death. It’s quite apparent Chelsea hates males.

[who knows what evil?]

I like Paydays...

[antidemoncrat]

Hey, give her a break. If it wasn’t for women like her showing off their boobs and butts would anyone show any interest in them?

[Gil4]

Am I the only one who thinks "Horny Little Pig Men" would be a great name for a band?

Kind of wordy. Tighten it up a bit - Horny Pigmen. Still punk rock for sure (unless some rappers beat them to it.)

[NorthMountain]

🤢🤮😠

[Bullish]

What’s a chelsea handler?

[rlmorel]

Heh, still fewer syllables than “The Average White Band”!

[an amused spectator]

I’m old enough to remember when Chelsea Handler let some guy use her face as a urinal.

[an amused spectator]

Chelsea needs more facial surgery.

Chelsea needs more facial urination.

[SaveFerris]

They’re great 👍

[TheThirdRuffian]

She’s living birth control.

[Rummyfan]

:“You think I want to be an adult woman with acne or have mood swings, or get a period that’s so heavy it feels like the Hoover Dam just broke? I don’t,” the talk show host continued. “Everybody already hates women enough. I don’t need my insides to join in on the fun.”

This is a seriously disturbed - or attention starved - woman. Her schtick was funny for a while but she has not grown or developed as an entertainer.

Plus she's 51 years old. A little aged to be worrying about pregnancy.

[Rummyfan]

Another batshit crazy AWFUL who received too much attention to her ego when she was young and stupid ...

Now she's just old and stupid.

[MinorityRepublican]

That quote is why Trump is 2 for 2 against female presidential candidates

[Jan_Sobieski]

Vasectomies don’t prevent STDs from the Chelsea Handler’s of the world.

[Tanniker Smith]

I almost didn’t click on this because I was afraid there might be a picture of an unclothed Chelsea Handler — even black boxes or pixelation couldn’t cure that horror!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Remember when Bugs Bunny (OUR bad bunny!) stuck a toilet bowl plunger on Elmer Fudds Face and then slapped the handle so it flipped up and down at a high rate of speed?

AI-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
That’s what this bish needs too.

P.S Apply toiley bowl de-clogger (Draino) first on Chelsea!

[Dawgreg]

She’s the real meaning of filth......so disgusting!