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If You Wanna Be Happy (1963 hit)
Song by Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match
Take it from me, she’s a better catch.
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Say man (hey, baby)
I saw your wife the other day
(Yeah?)
Yeah, an’ she’s ugly
(Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby)
Yeah, alright.