You do not fake live ammunition fire. It is all very real, as evidenced by the death and two severe injuries in the immediate vicinity. There were projectile weapon slugs flying through the air at very high velocity in a close spread pattern.
It was absolutely sheer chance that Trump’s head was just slightly to the left of the path of the bullet, clearly demonstration of divine intervention.
If you are going to shoot the grizzly bear, it has to be a kill shot, otherwise, if the bear is only injured, he will be very, very angry. And a righteous anger it shall be.
Will Alec Baldwin please pick up the courtesy phone.