Counted to 3 and got two of the numbers wrong
The holy hand grenade. After pulling the holy hand grenade pin
The number is three, thou shalt Count to. Thou shalt not Count one or two, but only three. Four is forbidden, thou shalldefinitely not Count to 5.
He should have consulted the book of armaments.
And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”