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To: Mr. Jeeves

To me, sex is when a turkey doing calculus sprints out a Martian airlock with cheese in its beak.

I’m a little kinky.


14 posted on 05/31/2023 1:37:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz
"sex is when a turkey doing calculus sprints out a Martian airlock with cheese in its beak.

Serious question. How do you tell when said turkey is doing calculus? Does it look different than when they do algebra?
42 posted on 05/31/2023 4:54:32 PM PDT by chrisser (I lost my vaccine card in a tragic boating accident.)
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