Posted on 05/11/2023 12:06:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
They’re showering this viral craze with ultra-high praise.
SNIP
The newest trend in grooming is the “everything shower,” which entails taking an extremely warm, steamy shower for two to four hours, soaping up every nook and cranny while they blast their favorite music.
On TikTok, the indulgent practice has gone viral, with #EverythingShower racking up over 168.9 million views. “An everything shower with hot water and Taylor Swift is better than sex. Sorry,” social media influencer Kourv Annon, 22, told her fiance when he questioned the lengthy scrub sessions.
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Apparently the Fiance doesn’t do it right then.
Jack and Jilling time. Really folks. Read between the lines.
Didn’t Kramer try this in a Seinfeld episode?
LOL
Even if that’s what they’re doing ...
It’s still not better than intercourse if the intercourse is done properly.
maybe we need those all illegals Venezuelans and Congolese to replace this misbegotten Gen Z ...
Gen Z? There’s nothing after ‘Z’...have at it, idiots!
Very simple to fix.
A timer on the water heater. You can even get them to shut the water off FROM the water heater to whatever if they have a gas heater.
When I came home from three weeks in the hospital and finally getting to a shower for the first time was surreal.
Finally washed my hair normally then too.
I must have stayed in for 40 minutes.
I can do an everything shower in about ten minutes. If you are going to shower, don’t you wash everything?
Either her fiance is doing something terriby wrong, or there's something physically/emotionally/psychologically wrong with her.
Either way, these two shouldn't get married.
In my entire life (55), I have never taken a shower longer than probably 20 minutes - and usually about 5. LOL.
Either they live in crappy apartments with central water heating or an on demand water heater. AND they are definitely not paying for their own water bill. Especially if they are in california.
How are they going to sleep at night knowing they are contributing to their carbon footprint and destroying the galaxy.
Who pays their water bill?
Substitution. Who wants to date a Jenzy.
Unless you cannot convince another to roll with you. I lone roll seems futile.
Folks have been spankin’ it in the shower since the first rain
drops fell.
Call it what you will, there is nothing new under the sun- or the showerhead.
It’s my soap. I’ll wash as fast as I want!
It’s my soap. I’ll wash as fast as I want!
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