Split firewood?
Drive a framing nail in no more than 4 blows of the hammer.
Change a flat tire.
Operate a clutch driven vehicle.
Has no more than six pairs of shoes.
Will not wear a bra.
Drinks beer in groups of six.
Swears only when appropriate.
Prefers a fire pit conversation over social media on smart phones.
Doesn't allow anyone to talk trash about someone unless that someone is present.
Knows how to tend a vegetable garden and fruit orchard.
Understands that the dog is an equal, no better than me or her.
(Looks are by large unimportant. Beauty fades quickly.)
Wow, harsh crowd today!