I’d “hit it,” but only after drinking two sixes of PBRs and a fifth of Jack, smoking 5-6 spliffs (extra large, Al Capone cigar-sized), snorting an 8-ball of premium blow, huffing a full tube of Testor’s Plastic Model cement, inhaling three large balloons filled with nitrous, doing 15 hits of LSD and polishing it all off with 4 bottles of wine, a quart of Thunderbird (served very cold) and a large tumbler of Everclear to cleanse the palate. Yes, then I would hit it but only with a lead pipe, many, many times.
FRiend, bless you for the humorous effort. However, I must point put that only DEMOCRATS are capable of acting from the grave, as you would certainly be after that party.