Do a search for "Florida Man" + your birthday and post what turns up

9/8/22 | marty f

[martin_fierro]

"Florida Man" + August 4

Florida man hospitalized after an alligator bit his face while swimming in a lake

[pas]

Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips n***d, eats noodles, plays bongos.

[Boogieman]

Well, his defense could be: “they’re not worth $50 anymore...”

[Jet Jaguar]

High on love: Florida man accused of hiding marijuana in box ...https://www.clickorlando.com › local › 2020/02/07 › hi...
Feb 6, 2020 — HARDEE COUNTY, Fla. – Nothing says “I love you” like a box of — drugs? Oh, Florida man. Deputies arrested Mario Orosco Tuesday after a tip

[Presbyterian Reporter]

Florida Man April 12 -

Quite The Excuse - Wake Up Roma!
Florida Man April 12, 2016 - Destroyed a House Because He Has Been Masturbating and Listening to Music Too Much. Pembroke, Florida. - A Florida man was accused of smashing a mailbox, a real estate sign, a garden angel, and vandalizing a house. William Thomas, 25 years old from Clearwater, was reported destroying a house at 2066 N. Belcher Road.

[gloryblaze]

FM February 1: Florida Man Arrested For Trying to Circumcise Nephew With Kitchen Knife

This was #2. Number 1 was too sad to read (kitty abuse).

[GOP_Party_Animal]

December 11

Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop

[outofsalt]

Ah, the "Florida man challenge" How about this?

"Nov 20, 2021 · November 20, 2021 10:30pm Stephen Yang A homeless man who had been set on fire while he slept inside a Manhattan stairwell has died of his injuries"

[FrdmLvr]

July 1

Florida man describes gator attack that left him with 1 arm.

[MortMan]

Aug 9th:

Naked Florida man with machete tried to rob man of clothes in Volusia, deputies say

[Presbyterian Reporter]

“””Ah, the “Florida man challenge” How about this?
“Nov 20, 2021 · November 20, 2021 10:30pm Stephen Yang A homeless man who had been set on fire while he slept inside a Manhattan stairwell has died of his injuries””””

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I agree. ‘A New York man’ would be more appropriate in showing the violence in the Empire State.

[frithguild]

Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito

[logi_cal869]

Nada.

[AAABEST]

I am literally lmfao.

This thread delivers.

[viewfromthefrontier]

Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell

[LilFarmer]

Florida Man Tries to Steal Helicopter After Crashing Through Airport Gate

[Tax-chick]

“Florida Man arrested for having umbrella on beach.”

[Daaave]

(Oct 3) Arrested Oct 3, incident occured Aug 26.

A Florida Man Is Arrested For Trying To Get A Caiman Drunk

It is reported that Kepke told police that he had also consumed some beers that day, although he denies he was drunk.

Kepke was provoking the animal, which had been captured with bare hands by his friend Noah Osborne shortly before. His friend is 22. However, the alligator did not bite Kepke until they poured beer in his mouth.

*A caiman is a small-sized crocodile.

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

My birthday is Halloween (October 31st for those in Rio Linda), so I knew it was going to be good.

Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis

[hellinahandcart]

“Florida Man Steals $33k Of Rare Coins And Cashes In At Coinstar For $29.30”