I admit ignorance of the etiquette surrounding nude beaches.
Is it considered rude to whack off while staring at a naked woman?
If so, is it appropriate to shoot a guy for his breach of etiquette?
I think I missed that volume of Emily Post’s books of etiquette.
Not exactly Emily Post but I did find this. I think the vic broke no. 4 and should have noted no. 7.
Good Nudist Beach Etiquette
1. Ensure the beach you are at is definitely a nudist beach
You will soon be made aware if you have made this mistake. (see below for a list of the most popular nudist beaches New Zealand)
2. Everyone in your group should be nude
If you are going with friends make sure that you are all in agreement that you will all be nude. If you are unsure, do not be the first person to take off all your clothes so that your ‘friends’ can run away with them.
3. Sunburn
Remember some areas of the body get more day to day sunlight than others and also remember that the sun in Australia and New Zealand is particularly hot. Always use sunblock or a high factor sunscreen when in this part of the world.
4. Keep your eyes to yourself
Everyone has seen it all before, there is no need to stare.
5. Trim Down
This one can vary depending on which country you are getting nude in. Some places are more accepting than others. For those in Australia and New Zealand I would recommend keeping it tidy. You’re naked, you want to look as good as possible.
6. Don’t forget about Insects
There are creatures in the water, in the sand and in the air, all just waiting to feast on your blood. Spray before you strip off otherwise these tiny creatures can get into the most tiny of places.
7. Take something to do
Always have a book to read, or cards to play or something to keep you busy. You really don’t want your hands to get absent-minded.
8. Guys – never go with someone you’re attracted to
Do I need to say any more?
9. Leave your camera at home
Do you really need to take pictures of naked people? Even if you’re just carrying your camera you’re going to make others feel uncomfortable.
10. Remember it’s a nudist beach, not a hotel room
People are there to relax on the beach, not watch you and your partner get to know each other. If you really need some ‘alone time’ with your other half wait until you get back to the hostel… there are lots of places for some private shenanigans if you know where to look.
As a family of n aturists (nudists, but n aturists is what we like to be called), it is rude if you are masturbating in front of nude people of any age or sex. If you want to know more about etiquette at naturist beaches or resorts, go to www.aanr.com.