[fwdude]

This is like sewing an arm onto the side of someone’s head and expecting it to play a piano concerto.

[Cecily]

How is Dr. Frankenstein going to transplant the wider hips and pelvic structure that women also need for normal births?

[milagro]

Let’s not give these people any more ideas, ok?

[Scrambler Bob]

expecting it to play a piano concerto.
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Dang pianos have more white keys than black.